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Here are some of our kid's favourite pirate jokes...
Q: What do you call a pirate with two legs and two
A: A beginner!
Q: Who did the pirate want as his girlfriend...?
Q: What are a pirate's favourite sweets?
A: Smarties, my Hearties!
Emma and Olivia, Age 6
Q: What is a pirate's favourite dance?
A: The Hokey Cokey -because you put one leg in and one leg out!
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Q: Why do pirates walk funny?
A: Because they have crossbones!
Amelia, Age 7
Q: Why are pirates like Father Christmas?
A: Because they both say "yo ho ho".
Q: What is a pirates favourite letter of the
Q: Why do pirates like to dance?
A: Because they like to shake their booty.
Sadie, Age 6
Q: What is a pirate's favourite country?
Ragz Burrows, (Age undisclosed!)